New Lich King song is a week away

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And I know you're all excited. Yes, in my capacity as the frontman for the greatest thrash metal band in the world I come up with a lot of brutal shit. This time, though, I've been entirely outclassed by Diamond Plate's Konrad Kupiec, a sixteen year-old shredder that put me out to pasture with his guest soloing. This is coming up in Office Politics, which should be a Thrash Unlimited exclusive very soon, mostly likely Friday the 18th.

Office Politics

I'm a white collar death machine with murder on his mind
A psychopathic madman caught up in the daily grind
Inter-office enmity has brought me to this place
I want to take a Sharpie and then stab it in your face

Backstabbing chickenshit has gone over my head
Told the boss about the files that I knew I should have shred
Now I'm in my cubicle and darkly thinking how
I could end this punk with pain and settle back and disavow

I wish it were five o'clock
Wait for you out in the parking lot
I could kill you
I will kill you
I will finish the job you should have done for yourself

Mosh!

Take a ride to Staples on my lunch hour just to check
If they're selling something I could use to stab you in the neck
Maybe human resources has something I could read
That'll help me practice policy while causing you to bleed

I take my glasses off and I loosen up my tie
It's almost time to go and help a brown noser to die
Say goodnight to Bob and take the elevator down
Grab a tire iron and then put it in your crown

You know you asked for this
Fight for your life, stand and try to resist
I can kill you
I will kill you
Put down your briefcase and ready yourself for the pain